I, for one, have always been overdressed. I'm overdressed for dates, classes, even road trips or plane rides. Although you may think this is something I can control, I assure you that it is not. Here are a few things an overdressed woman gets tired of hearing:
1) "Let's go to the gym!"
Wait. People wear tennis shoes to gym, right? Will these converse be good enough? No, I don't have a pair of those weird shorts with the underwear attached to them...do I need those? Can I wear the spandex I normally wear under short dresses instead?
2) "Wear your sorority t-shirt on Wednesday."
Awh, man...I had a really cute outfit picked out for Wednesday. Plus, this t-shirt is too baggy on me and I'd rather show that I have a shape.
3) "Here at (insert restaurant name) our employees wear button up shirts and dress pants"
But are accessories allowed? I need a little flair.
4) "We're going to Show-Me's, not a charity gala."
I'm sorry that I just bought this dress and it only looks cute when my hair is curled.
5) "Aren't you uncomfortable in those shoes?"
Of course I am...but have you seen them?
Maybe it's a bad thing to have a fashion sense. Maybe it's crazy to always want to be dressed well. Even if being always overdressed is seen as a bad trait, I will forever take pride in it because no one is more powerful than a well-dressed woman.
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