15 Things That I Hate

So I've recently noticed that I complain a lot and that I seem to get annoyed by a lot of things....I have decided to make a list of everything I hate. Here we go:
1) I HATE when people spell my name with a Y at the end. It's really not that hard to put two dots over an e.
2) I HATE couples that wear matching t-shirts or make mushy Facebook statuses about how much they love each other.  No one cares.
3)  On that note, I HATE when couples make Facebook accounts together.  For example: JohnAndJane Doe.  Do you really not trust each other enough to have your own accounts?  Or do you like to make people think that you're SO in love that you're like one person instead of two? OR do you just like to confuse the shit out of everyone so they don't know who is commenting on their photo...was it John or Jane? Assholes.
4) I HATE butterfly/dolphin tattoos.
5) I HATE when people pronounce "wash" as "warsh" or anything like that.  Where do these imaginary "r's"' come from? Also, if you refer to ALL soft drinks as "cokes" I probably hate you a little.
6) I HATE when people wear socks with flats or Sperrys.  Just stop.
7)  I HATE when people sing when they aren't good at it.  I know my boundaries; if I sound like shit singing a song, I will not continue to sing it in front of people.
8)  I HATE when people talk about themselves.  I know, everyone does it sometimes...hell my entire blog is about my life and my problems.  However, if you're trying to have a conversation with someone, you should probably let the other person talk some. It's not all about you all the time.
9)  I HATE when people get tattoos in French or Latin or Italian for absolutely no reason.  If there's a meaning behind getting one in a different language, go ahead; but seriously, if you had to put it into a translator, it's probably going to be wrong and you're just going to look like a jackass.
10)  I HATE the whole they're, their, and there confusion.  It's really not that difficult.
11)  I HATE when guys (or girls) post pictures of their muscles or shirtless pictures.  Honestly, no one asked to see you half naked..unless you're in a swimsuit..that seems acceptable me.
12)  I HATE also when people post pictures of weed on Instagram.  Like why do they think that's cool?
13)  I HATE when people text me "hey" like four times in a row.  If I didn't reply the first time or even the second time, I'm either busy or I don't want to talk.  So stop.
14)  I HATE when people make Facebook statuses about how drunk they are/were.  No one cares about how cool you are.
15)  I HATE when people try to talk to me when I'm on the phone...or when I have my headphones in.

I feel like that's not everything, but I'm going to stop now before I seem a little too bitchy.