Wednesday, September 9, 2015

5 Things Overdressed Women Hate to Hear

I, for one, have always been overdressed.  I'm overdressed for dates, classes, even road trips or plane rides.  Although you may think this is something I can control, I assure you that it is not.  Here are a few things an overdressed woman gets tired of hearing:

1) "Let's go to the gym!"
Wait.  People wear tennis shoes to gym, right?  Will these converse be good enough?  No, I don't have a pair of those weird shorts with the underwear attached to them...do I need those?  Can I wear the spandex I normally wear under short dresses instead?

2) "Wear your sorority t-shirt on Wednesday."
Awh, man...I had a really cute outfit picked out for Wednesday. Plus, this t-shirt is too baggy on me and I'd rather show that I have a shape.

3) "Here at (insert restaurant name) our employees wear button up shirts and dress pants"
But are accessories allowed?  I need a little flair.

4) "We're going to Show-Me's, not a charity gala."
I'm sorry that I just bought this dress and it only looks cute when my hair is curled.

5) "Aren't you uncomfortable in those shoes?"
Of course I am...but have you seen them?

Maybe it's a bad thing to have a fashion sense.  Maybe it's crazy to always want to be dressed well.  Even if being always overdressed is seen as a bad trait, I will forever take pride in it because no one  is more powerful than a well-dressed woman.